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My name's Sam, I'm a nerd and I live and breathe Harry Potter. I also love One Direction, Supernatural, Buffy, Pokemon, Bioshock, Portal, musicals, and loads of other things. :3 You can come and talk to me, I guarantee I'll want to be your friend!


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kissedmequiteinsane:

mabels-sweater-whore:

amanda-martinez:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sherlockshiverandshake:

consultingskeletontribute:

jaz-kat:

saintbennithy:

lovefromyourginger:

queen-hydreigon:

natcat5:

trustyboomeraang:

acedia-neon:

harpaea:

shipping wars

hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship


you were saying

oh no

oh yes

now where’s the fanfic?

FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.



“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss. 
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…

his package

JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.

Bringing this back to my Dash, because Tumblr has made even more awesome than it was when I first reblogged.

internal fangirl squeals

i ship it
ba dum tss

kissedmequiteinsane:

mabels-sweater-whore:

amanda-martinez:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sherlockshiverandshake:

consultingskeletontribute:

jaz-kat:

saintbennithy:

lovefromyourginger:

queen-hydreigon:

natcat5:

trustyboomeraang:

acedia-neon:

harpaea:

shipping wars

hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship

image

you were saying

oh no

oh yes

now where’s the fanfic?

FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.

“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.

image

“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss. 

“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’

“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.

Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…

his package

JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.

Bringing this back to my Dash, because Tumblr has made even more awesome than it was when I first reblogged.

internal fangirl squeals

i ship it

ba dum tss

2 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 215,236 notes

herstrionics:

there are four very different fics here

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and i need them all

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 6,508 notes

Louis + Text Posts

(Harry - Zayn - Niall - Liam)

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 2,230 notes

theemmed:

theemmed:

Dr Styles is here to see you…

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1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 2,153 notes

vanpireweekend:

"do you want to touch each other’s balls on national tv?"

harry:image

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 4,543 notes

jawllines:

everybody needs someone to make sure our nuts are in order”

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1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 6,762 notes

zaynandharrypls:

"ok so who wants to be the one to check the others balls-"

harry: 

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1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 4,569 notes

harrywantsababy:

I better see harry touch louis’ balls next week or I’m not buying the album onedirection

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 839 notes

droppedmyburrito:

'so who's gonna do it? who's gonna touch the balls?'

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2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 137 notes

kindofsharethat:

someone: how much experience would you say you have with balls

harry:

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2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 740 notes